Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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