Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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