I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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