She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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