do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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