Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
