u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I think I died a long time ago.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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