I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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