is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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