member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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