Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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