I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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