Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I'm passing your future prison.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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