What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I forgot wine drunk hurts
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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