Soap is not a condiment
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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