Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
