...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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