At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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