Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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