someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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