oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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