yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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