And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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