Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
what day is it and did you see me today?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Randomize
