But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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