So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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