I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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