Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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