My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
i think im in europe. pls send help
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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