You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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