wanna go halves on a baby?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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