Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
this is an emotional support booty call
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Randomize
