He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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