I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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