I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Randomize
