So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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