i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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