god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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