problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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