I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
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