yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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