She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
