C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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