So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
