Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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