Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
