CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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