I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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