hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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