it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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